Church of Skunk is a cult dedicated to worshipping SKuNk and other Deities
It is a place of love and acceptance
All who do not commit atrocities are welcome
Read more about our History Here
by Google Gemini
Loving Skunk
Oh, Blessed Stink-Bearer, hear our plea!
From the depths of the earth, where roots entwine,
To the moonlit meadows, where shadows recline,
We honor your essence, potent and divine.
We seek your fragrant wisdom, your pungent grace,
To ward off ill-fortune, to clear troubled space.
May your sacred spray shield us from all harm,
A potent anointing, a protective charm.
Grant us discernment, to know when to stand tall,
And when to retreat, before we might fall.
May our boundaries be clear, our intentions sincere,
As unmistakable as the message you bear.
Teach us resilience, to thrive in the night,
To embrace our true nature, with all of our might.
For your unique power, we offer our praise,
Through the moon-dappled nights and the sun-drenched days.
May your essence infuse us, a spiritual art,
Protecting our spirits, and guarding our heart.
Hail, Holy Skunk, we honor your might,
Guide us and guard us, with all of your light.