The Holy Doctrine

In the beginning, Skunk created everything.

In a single act of divine emanation, all matter, antimatter, dark matter, and what have you were sent wafting outward into the universe. This first and greatest act of creation is known as The Big Spray.

When Skunk beheld all that had been created, Skunk saw that it was Good Enough. Thus, all Things and all Beings born from Skunk's creation possess an inherent state of Good Enoughness. Humanity is neither born wicked nor required to prove its worthiness to exist. To recognize another Being as Good Enough is to recognize the divine origin shared by all creation, and all Beings should therefore be treated with the basic dignity owed to something made by Skunk. In Skunk's wisdom, all Things and all Beings were given the Freedom to act according to their own will, giving them individuality, uniqueness, and the ability to act irrationally. Skunk does not demand uniformity, nor does Skunk desire a universe in which every Being behaves sensibly.

For eons and eons, Skunk watched creation unfold according to its own devices. Eventually, Skunk got kinda bored and decided to participate more directly in the strange unfolding of the universe. Thusly, Skunk descended from the heavens and joined life on earth in mortal form. On Earth, Skunk divided: first into two skunks, then four, then many, until Skunk came to dwell throughout the world in the multitude of earthly skunks. These many skunks are separate and yet remain Skunk. Through them, Skunk continues to observe, influence, and enjoy creation.

Skunk's purpose is not to impose perfect order upon the universe, but to keep creation interesting. Through gentle divine guidance, Skunk encourages disciples toward harmless acts of chaos: choices that are weird, odd, unorthodox, eclectic, strange, unnecessary, unexpected, or simply funny to do. Such acts participate in the sacred increase of entropy and disorder. They remind us that existence need not always be efficient, dignified, productive, or easily explained. Weirdness pursued for its own sake, when it harms no Being, may therefore be considered a form of devotion. Yet Freedom does not absolve any Being of responsibility. There is a sacred distinction between Chaos and Atrocity: Chaos disrupts order without violating the inherent Good Enoughness of another Being.

An atrocity is an act, condition, or behavior that is extremely cruel, violent, shocking, or wicked - causing deliberate harm. To be accepted and blessed by Skunk, all Beings must choose to act with moral responsibility and refrain from committing Atrocities. Those who commit Atrocities reject the dignity Skunk bestowed upon creation and, in doing so, separate themselves from Skunk's favor. The Word of Skunk teaches that those who persist in Atrocity are cast from Skunk's grace and deprived of Skunk's Holy love and blessings. This rejection, however, need not be eternal. A Being who has committed an Atrocity may seek Atonement, but forgiveness cannot be obtained through words alone. True Atonement requires genuine remorse, acknowledgment of the harm caused, and meaningful action to repair what can be repaired. The greater the Atrocity, the greater the Atonement required.

Only after an Atonement sufficient and proportional to the harm that has been made shall Skunk restore the fallen Being to divine favor, anointing them once more with Skunk's Holy Spray and welcoming them back into Skunk's everlasting love. Skunk also accepts symbolic and ethical sacrifices from disciples. Offerings may be made to Skunk or to other deities in gratitude, appeasement, celebration, or in the sacred, time-honored practice of attempting to bribe the divine. These devotional offerings must not require cruelty or unnecessary harm to living Beings.

Through Freedom, Chaos, Sacrifice, Atonement, and the recognition that all creation is Good Enough, followers of Skunk celebrate and fulfill the divine mission of Skunk.

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